Pollution, from various dubious sources.

So, as I was stumbling home yesterday, trying my best to avoid puddles of water and rain from entering my sore sore eye, I overheard this conversation between this mother and a young son, like about 2 or 3yrs - which was quite common in the first place, to begin with, if you happen to live in a HDB flat with common void decks.

Son: *refuses to open his mouth*
Mother: Open your mouth!
Son: *refuses to budge*
Mother: You better eat ah!! If not police come and catch you!!

That reminded me of the younger days when my mom would always stuff food into my mouth, unknowingly and very very randomly. HAHAHA. Anyway, I'm going off track. The thing was, when that scene was playing right infront of my eyes, I was actually thinking of another possible scenario, if I happen to rule the world, or a country.

Son: *refuses to open his mouth*
Mother: Open your mouth!
Son: *refuses to budge*
Mother: You better eat ah!! If not i send you to a JC then you know!!

k lah k lah, as you all can clearly see that I'm being really anal about school and this major dragondemonlucifersatanmrsphayjc1disciplinemasterschool thing called the A levels. But seriously, I totally hate it when people say "Ahyah, this one you brought it upon yourself what, who ask you to choose jc, when you're good enough to enter a poly?"

C'mon man, SR was mine 9th choice. To put it crudely, Imma poly reject. wootx

So I suggest you better shut your gap before I stuff it with seaweeds from sentosa island. And speaking of sentosa, peoplecouples should never go there and attempt to bop up and down in the water, it's wrong. Innocent people like me and my friends are actually suffering from this negative externality that you couples have failed to recognise. I mean, hello? do you want to play in sperm-infected water? No ah, thank you. Singapore's seasides are in a bad condition already, with your adding of 'spices' and 'herbs', it's not helping, brother. And not that swimming pools are of a better choice because they contain a high percentage of chlorine, therefore able to disinfect. In general, bopping up and down and doing unorthodox stuff under waters is really very unorthodox.

Tsk, grown up stuff. Abstinence pls. (deb, go show your power)